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- 04 Sep 2008, 22:17

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- 04 Sep 2008, 22:17
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Estoy super harto del spam y de los fraudes en internet: en casa, en el trabajo.
Desde hace unos días se están pasando con el timo nigeriano 419:
En el trabajo no paran de mandar fotos de rubias exhuberantes que van a venir al país, etc.
He decidido dar el salto: voy a ser un caza-timadores y me voy a reir de ellos, pero mi idea es que esto lo haga más gente, para robarle recursos, pierdan el tiempo y que les den... Esta gente roba a muchas personas y algunos incluso amenaza con matarles si no pagan, etc.
Hoy tenía el día "tonto" y he respondido a un timador (con un correo que casi no uso sólo para 4 tonterías y que por supuesto no está en internet).
Os pongo la respuesta que he dado:
I am inspector national police force of Spain, brigade anti-scams. It has
come to my hands this e-mail. I have contacted Interpol. They already have
their data on the computer record. They are behind you. If you do not want
to be arrested soon, contact me through this post, to seek an amicable
solution.
J. M. Dando Guerra.
P.S.: It is no joke. We need your track, and we are going behind you. I have friends who can send them to jail for some time, because we have evidence of the crime: attempted fraud, thymus, coercion ...
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2008 1:54 PM
Subject: South African Gold Corporation.
> Good Day Director,
>
>
> I wish to introduce myself to you.I am Mark Sitelo.A director in the South
> African Gold Corporation.A huge amount of money was transfered by the late
> director of JCI LIMITED Mr.Brett Kebble and his Australian bussiness
> partner Mr.John Stratton. into a domiciliary account owned by the mining
> cooperation .Please read the website below.
>
>
> After careful investigations as regards the funds I discovered that the
> late Brett Kebble and Mr.John Stratton can not lay claim to the funds. My
> position as a top South African goverment official does not allow me to
> lay claim to the funds.Consequently I need your cooperation so that the
> title of the funds can be changed to your favour and subsequent transfer
> to your nominated account which you shall provide in the due course of
> our transaction.I would want to invest in properties and other profitable
> bussiness in your country and beyond.
>
> 15% of the total sum shall be your share for your cooperation and
> asisstance in this bussiness transaction.Take note that on the succeesful
> transfer of the funds, I shall come and meet with you for a face to face
> meeting so that we plan on investments in your country Endeavour to email
> and call me on your receipt of this mail for further clarifications.
>
> I urgently await your call.
>
> Hope to meet you soon,
>
> God bless,
>
> Mark Sitelo.
>
>>
Para hacer más verídico el asunto, luego envié este otro a la misma dirección:
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2008 8:18 PM
Subject: Ha, ha, ha,...jail. 419 Nigerian code-law
SpamCop V1.466 ]
This message is brief for your comfort. Please use links below for details.
THE DESK OF CHAIRMAN
Sub-committee on finace
South African World cup bid 2010
24 Steven Bikko blvrd
Pretoria,south africa.
Dear Friend,you must be aware now that my countryThe Repulic of South Africa
won the bid to host the world cup by 2010, prior to this bid my committee
was mandated to lobby the members of board of Federation International Football
Association (FIFA) on selection of the country to host the world,the bidding
was intensive but at the end we got the hosting right.
My committee was given the sum of $29 million dollars tolobby the members
of the FIFA ruling body to make sure that we win the hosting right considering
the gain that comes with the hosting right like South Africa's economy will
receive a massive direct boost from hosting the 2010 World Cup, financial
impact report for South Africa's World Cup bid committee shows that the 2010
World Cup will pump R21.3-billion into South Africa's economy,and creating
an estimated 159 000 new jobs.
With the help the living legend of our time 85-year-old Nobel Peace Prize
winner Dr.Nelson Mandela who made an emotive case forThe Republic of South
Africa, we got the bid without spending all the money, i and my commitee
members saw this as a God sent opportunity to secure our future and that
of our family therefore,l was mandated by other committee members to look
for a way to move the remaining money to a safe place with the help of a
foreigner who we can trust and is ready to assist us to move the funds considering
the fact that we are still members of the bid commitee and in the eyes of
the public .
we have in our possession the sum $21millon since we spent just $8million
for lobbying. we are ready to give you 20% for all your assistance then me
and my coleague will keep 80% lf you are willing kindly reply to my letter
and further directive bearing in mind that confidentiality is of great essence
so is time in this project i will await your response. Best Regards
Dr. Mark Sitelo
Ps All Response should be direscted to my secure email address
Toda esta retahila de direcciones de correo son originales de los timadores, luego da "credibilidad" al primer correo. Es fácil encontrar un rastro de un correo de un timador en internet. en este caso, creo, me ha salido bordado. Además como seguro que no entienden español, lo de J.M Dando Guerra igual les suena a un nombre normal,
¿Qué os parece la idea? Así que ya sabéis, si queréis parar de alguna forma a esta gente o reiros de ellos, usad sus mismas armas. No te jode (con perdón) que el primer día de trabajo perdí más de media hora con el puto spam nada más empezar: de mi ordenador y de otro que tengo que controlar...y encima últimamente con detecciones de virus reales en el correo con el Anti-Virus. Hay que hacer algo.
Lástima de tipo, el tal Dr. Mark Sitelo, pues ha perdido en el camino hasta el título...
P.D.: Estoy por pedirles 10.000 dólares por no ir a la cárcel...
Desde hace unos días se están pasando con el timo nigeriano 419:
En el trabajo no paran de mandar fotos de rubias exhuberantes que van a venir al país, etc.
He decidido dar el salto: voy a ser un caza-timadores y me voy a reir de ellos, pero mi idea es que esto lo haga más gente, para robarle recursos, pierdan el tiempo y que les den... Esta gente roba a muchas personas y algunos incluso amenaza con matarles si no pagan, etc.
Hoy tenía el día "tonto" y he respondido a un timador (con un correo que casi no uso sólo para 4 tonterías y que por supuesto no está en internet).
Os pongo la respuesta que he dado:
I am inspector national police force of Spain, brigade anti-scams. It has
come to my hands this e-mail. I have contacted Interpol. They already have
their data on the computer record. They are behind you. If you do not want
to be arrested soon, contact me through this post, to seek an amicable
solution.
J. M. Dando Guerra.
P.S.: It is no joke. We need your track, and we are going behind you. I have friends who can send them to jail for some time, because we have evidence of the crime: attempted fraud, thymus, coercion ...
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2008 1:54 PM
Subject: South African Gold Corporation.
> Good Day Director,
>
>
> I wish to introduce myself to you.I am Mark Sitelo.A director in the South
> African Gold Corporation.A huge amount of money was transfered by the late
> director of JCI LIMITED Mr.Brett Kebble and his Australian bussiness
> partner Mr.John Stratton. into a domiciliary account owned by the mining
> cooperation .Please read the website below.
>
>
> After careful investigations as regards the funds I discovered that the
> late Brett Kebble and Mr.John Stratton can not lay claim to the funds. My
> position as a top South African goverment official does not allow me to
> lay claim to the funds.Consequently I need your cooperation so that the
> title of the funds can be changed to your favour and subsequent transfer
> to your nominated account which you shall provide in the due course of
> our transaction.I would want to invest in properties and other profitable
> bussiness in your country and beyond.
>
> 15% of the total sum shall be your share for your cooperation and
> asisstance in this bussiness transaction.Take note that on the succeesful
> transfer of the funds, I shall come and meet with you for a face to face
> meeting so that we plan on investments in your country Endeavour to email
> and call me on your receipt of this mail for further clarifications.
>
> I urgently await your call.
>
> Hope to meet you soon,
>
> God bless,
>
> Mark Sitelo.
>
>>
Para hacer más verídico el asunto, luego envié este otro a la misma dirección:
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2008 8:18 PM
Subject: Ha, ha, ha,...jail. 419 Nigerian code-law
SpamCop V1.466 ]
This message is brief for your comfort. Please use links below for details.
THE DESK OF CHAIRMAN
Sub-committee on finace
South African World cup bid 2010
24 Steven Bikko blvrd
Pretoria,south africa.
Dear Friend,you must be aware now that my countryThe Repulic of South Africa
won the bid to host the world cup by 2010, prior to this bid my committee
was mandated to lobby the members of board of Federation International Football
Association (FIFA) on selection of the country to host the world,the bidding
was intensive but at the end we got the hosting right.
My committee was given the sum of $29 million dollars tolobby the members
of the FIFA ruling body to make sure that we win the hosting right considering
the gain that comes with the hosting right like South Africa's economy will
receive a massive direct boost from hosting the 2010 World Cup, financial
impact report for South Africa's World Cup bid committee shows that the 2010
World Cup will pump R21.3-billion into South Africa's economy,and creating
an estimated 159 000 new jobs.
With the help the living legend of our time 85-year-old Nobel Peace Prize
winner Dr.Nelson Mandela who made an emotive case forThe Republic of South
Africa, we got the bid without spending all the money, i and my commitee
members saw this as a God sent opportunity to secure our future and that
of our family therefore,l was mandated by other committee members to look
for a way to move the remaining money to a safe place with the help of a
foreigner who we can trust and is ready to assist us to move the funds considering
the fact that we are still members of the bid commitee and in the eyes of
the public .
we have in our possession the sum $21millon since we spent just $8million
for lobbying. we are ready to give you 20% for all your assistance then me
and my coleague will keep 80% lf you are willing kindly reply to my letter
and further directive bearing in mind that confidentiality is of great essence
so is time in this project i will await your response. Best Regards
Dr. Mark Sitelo
Ps All Response should be direscted to my secure email address
Toda esta retahila de direcciones de correo son originales de los timadores, luego da "credibilidad" al primer correo. Es fácil encontrar un rastro de un correo de un timador en internet. en este caso, creo, me ha salido bordado. Además como seguro que no entienden español, lo de J.M Dando Guerra igual les suena a un nombre normal,

¿Qué os parece la idea? Así que ya sabéis, si queréis parar de alguna forma a esta gente o reiros de ellos, usad sus mismas armas. No te jode (con perdón) que el primer día de trabajo perdí más de media hora con el puto spam nada más empezar: de mi ordenador y de otro que tengo que controlar...y encima últimamente con detecciones de virus reales en el correo con el Anti-Virus. Hay que hacer algo.
Lástima de tipo, el tal Dr. Mark Sitelo, pues ha perdido en el camino hasta el título...

P.D.: Estoy por pedirles 10.000 dólares por no ir a la cárcel...
Última edición por JMGV el 04 Sep 2008, 22:25, editado 1 vez en total
Al principio te dijeron: F = m · a; luego llegaste a F = dp /dt. ¿Y qué es ésa F? Algo que se modifica con el tiempo.
"Fui pobre, mi nombre no importa, pero llegué a ser el príncipe de las matemáticas". Gauss.
"Fui pobre, mi nombre no importa, pero llegué a ser el príncipe de las matemáticas". Gauss.